Thursday, March 11, 2010

I have seen the moment of my greatness flicker,
And I have seen the eternal Footman hold my coat, and snicker,
And in short, I was afraid.

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

annoying

you know whats fucking annoying?!? when you're dating a know it all kind of guy.  these are the kind of guys who could get a degree in buisness and then try to argue with someone who has a degree in creative writing about whether or not auden is a good poet, or about whether or not 2 plus 2 equals 4.  whats most annoying is that these kind of guys want to argue about shit that they know nothing about.  take the guy who knows about business again, he wants to tell you how to fix your car, how to paint a picture and how to write a novel. do you know shit about that shit? NO! you think in numbers and these people think in philosophies and ideas. so please, do me a favor and shut your damn mouth! I don't know everything but I do know something that you don't.

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Sometimes, life is just shit. What more is there to say.

Monday, February 8, 2010

excuse me please

I just used the word fierce describe something flawless and someone told me that fierce isn't the "it" word anymore. Excuse the hell of out me, but I'l have you know that I was calling beautiful shit fierce before Tyra Banks and Christian Siriano were using it, thank you very much. 


I understand that some people might find fierce to an annoying descriptive word but things could be worse. At least I'm not running around say stuff is "bananas" cause that one is damn annoying.


Fierce is fierce.
































Fierce

snow

It's snowing outside, which means that I must run to the liquor store for a handle of booze so that I can survive the ice storm. Since I'm a lazy bitch I probably won't go to the grocery store, I'm gonna lose so much weight during this ice storm!

everyone loves a rich whore


Rich people are the best because they have enough money to say all the shit that would get poor people in trouble. They make an awfully offensive joke but then they buy you a drink and suddenly it's funny. This is power.